I love Apple, but….
I love Apple, and I’ve bought a lot of Apple products recently, but the new Apple wireless keyboard is just stupid! It’s fashion gone wild. What normal human can actually type on it?
It’s smaller than my shoe.
It’s smaller than my hands.
It needs a mic, so I could just dictate my email.
Or, better yet, perhaps it should just become the fashion accessory it really is.
Yo, what time is it?